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Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is Big Ben is trying to catch Favre for the all time INT record in one game!
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is TD Jags! Jacksonville just looks like they want it more right now!
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is guessing how many passes until Ben is picked off again... I'll go with 7
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is maybe he will fumble first the way the Steelers OL is letting the Jags through!
flea
My favorite part of TCC is Jags are killin em
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is I need to find and scan some more of my Taylor RCs if this keeps up!
flea
My favorite part of TCC is so close to another TD
flea
My favorite part of TCC is posting this for Kiansdad


Bill Swerski's Super Fans

Bill Swerski.....Joe Mantegna
Pat Arnold.....Mike Myers
Todd O'Conner.....Chris Farley
Carl Wollarski.....Rob Smigel
Danny Sheridan.....Kevin Nealon




[ open on exterior, Ditka's Restaurant ]

[ dissolve to the Round Table, where Bill Swerski and his Chicago Bears Super Fan friends sit, surroundsed by polish sausange and bratwurst ]

Bill Swerski: Good afternoon, my friends, and welcome to "Bill Swerski's Super Fans"! I'm Bill Swerski, and with me, as always, are the Super Fans: Pat Arnold..

Pat Arnold: Hey, Bill.

Bill Swerski: ..Todd O'Conner..

Todd O'Conner: [ while chewing his food ] Bill.

Bill Swerski: ..and Carl Wollarski.

Carl Wollarski: How ya' doing, Bill?

Bill Swerski: Alright, we're talking here, live from Ditka's, in the heart of Chicago, Illinois. The city of big shoulders, and home, of course, to a certain football team, which has carved out a special place in the pantheon of professional football greats. That team, which is known the world over, as.. Da Bears!

Superfans: Da Bears!!

Bill Swerski: Okay. Okay, by my watch, we're about thirteen minutes from game time. As you are sure aware, Da Bears are getting ready for the big play-off against Da New York Giants. Now, let go around the room for some predictions. Pat?

Pat Arnold: Da Bears, 62 to 3.

Bill Swerski: Okay. Todd.

Todd O'Conner: Bears. 79-zip.

Bill Swerski: Oh, really? You don't think that Da Giants will score?

Todd O'Conner: No, I do not! Da Bears defense is like a wall. You can't go through it!

Bill Swerski: Alright. How about you, Carl?

Carl Wollarski: I say Bears, 52 to 14.

Pat Arnold: Oh, what? Come on!

Carl Wollarski: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I gotta give Da Giants credit - I think they'll give Da Bears a game!

Bill Swerski: Alright, leave him alone, that's his prerogative! As for my prediction.. at game's end, uh.. there won't be two teams of contrasting moods heading off da field, my friends. One gloom, one gleeful. The gleeful, of which be.. Da Bears!

Superfans: Da Bears!!

Bill Swerski: 74 to 2! I mean, after all, our civic pride is on the line. Because, let's face it, if New York were to somehow beat Chicago, we'd never hear the end of it.

Todd O'Conner: Aw, they would love it over there!

Bill Swerski: You know, it's absurd, really, that we would even have to waste our time comparing ourselves to that crime-ridden rathole!

Carl Wollarski: Absolutely!

Bill Swerski: I mean, for example, which building would you rather have - the Empire State Building, or Da Sears Tower? Pat?

Pat Arnold: Sears.

Bill Swerski: Carl?

Carl Wollarski: Sears is taller.

Bill Swerski: Todd?

Todd O'Conner: Sears.

Carl Wollarski: Sears!

Superfans: Da Sears!!

Bill Swerski: Alright, alright! Now, let me shift gears here for a moment. What is God's role in this? Obviously, he's rooting for Da Bears.

Pat Arnold: Otherwise, he wouldn't have put 'em in Chicago.

Carl Wollarski: That's right.

Bill Swerski: That's right. Da question is: Now, did God create Da Bears, and make them superior to all teams? Or is he simply a huge fan, and Ditka made them superior to all other teams?

Carl Wollarski: That's a tough one.

[ Waitress interrupts ]

Waitress: Alright, guys, here's your food. Who had da bratwurst?

Pat Arnold: I had da bratwurst.

Waitress: Alright. Bratwurst. [ places down tray ]

Carl Wollarski: I had da Polish sausage!

Todd O'Conner: I ordered a knockwurst and pork chops!

Bill Swerski: Yeah.. please, next time, bring da food during da commercials, darling, alright?

Waitress: Just doing my job.

Bill Swerski: Yeah, alright.

[ Waitress exits ]

Todd O'Conner: Could you pass the ketchup?

Bill Swerski: Okay, well.. I see now that it's almost time for the foregone conclusion that is today's game.

Pat Arnold; Not gonna be pretty!

Todd O'Conner: Bears!

Superfans: Bears!!

Bill Swerski: Now, gentlemen, let me ask you this: What if Da Bears were all 14 inches tall, you know, about so high? Now, what's your score of today's game?

Carl Wollarski: Against Da Giants?

Bill Swerski: Yes, give 'em a handicap.

Carl Wollarski: Bears 18, Giants 10. And that would finally be a good game.

Pat Arnold: Yeah, it would be a good game. Mini Bears 24, Giants 14.

Todd O'Conner: What about Ditka? Would he be mini, too?

Bill Swerski: No, he would be full-grown.

Todd O'Conner: Oh, then, uh.. Mini Bears 31, Giants 7.

Carl Wollarski: Oh, hold on. Then I change mine, too. I thought it was Mini Ditka.

Bill Swerski: Okay, gentlemen, another scenario: Da Bears, they don't make it, the plane is delayed.. and the only one who shows up is Ditka. Ditka vs. Da Giants. Okay, score, gentlemen.

Pat Arnold: Alright, after da heart attack, I gotta say Ditka 17, Giants 14. He just barely gets by.

Bill Swerski: Alright, that sounds exciting. Perhaps, you know, a late Ditka field goal.

Todd O'Conner: Bears!

Superfans: Bears!!

[ Danny Sheridan enters round table discussion ]

Bill Swerski: Hey! As you fans know, sports celebrities like to frequent Ditka's. And oddsmaker Danny Sheridan has just sat down with us. Now, Danny.. what would the point spread be for a game like that? Ditka vs. Da Giants. Now, remember, it's only Ditka, not the regular Bears team.

Danny Sheridan: Okay. I'm gonna say the Giants by about.. [ thinking ] ..800.

Bill Swerski: Great, Danny. Now, are you from New York?

Carl Wollarski: He lives in New York, eh, Pat?

Bill Swerski: You like it there. You can stay there, as far as I'm concerned.

Danny Sheridan: No, it's just that.. it's one guy, you know-

Bill Swerski: Yeah, that's alright. Just take your crack pipe and go home! Get outta here, Danny!

Todd O'Conner: Yeah, go shoot somebody with a gun!

[ Danny Sheridan exits the room ]

Bill Swerski: Alright, now let's get back to our discussion. Bears vs. the Assembled Choir of Heavenly Angels.

Pat Arnold: The whole choir?

Bill Swerski: Well, Saraphone, Jerebone - the whole nine yards.

Pat Arnold: Angels.

Carl Wollarski: Angels, but it's close.

Todd O'Conner: Bears!

Bill Swerski: Alright. Ditka vs. God in a golf match. Now, he's a good golfer.

Pat Arnold: Ditka.

Todd O'Conner: Dit-ka!

Carl Wollarski: Ditka.

Bill Swerski: Well, I see they're setting up the 40-foot screen, so I guess it's game time. Now, you enjoy the game, folks. Now, remember, next week - Bears-Niners. Alright, now Bears vs Stephen Douglas in a debate, what do you think?

Superfans: Da Bears!! Da Bears!

[ fade ]


Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is I have a video of that somewhere! laugh.gif
flea
QUOTE(Kiansdad @ Jan 5 2008, 10:24 PM)
My favorite part of TCC is I have a video of that somewhere! laugh.gif
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SWEET

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Kiansdad
QUOTE(Kiansdad @ Jan 5 2008, 09:15 PM)
My favorite part of TCC is guessing how many passes until Ben is picked off again... I'll go with 7
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My favorite part of TCC is was that the 7th pass attempt? Did I win?
flea
My favorite part of TCC is 21-7 Jags halftime
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is Big Ben is doing a Neil Odonnel impression.. and doing it well!
flea
My favorite part of TCC is gonna cook a burger
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is trying to get my hands on an Olsen Contenders for a decent price.. might be too soon.. lol.
flea
My favorite part of TCC is hoping ya do
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is maybe its Gerrards turn this half?
flea
My favorite part of TCC is LETS GO JAGS
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is Im going to get off the computer for the night.. enjoy flea!

G'Nite
flea
My favorite part of TCC is saying goodnight kiansdad
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is that was a a couple of great second halves yesterday!
nelly1310
my favorite thing about TCC is thanking Tim for these AMAZING PC cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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and the BIG one!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks SOOO MUCH TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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baller42590
sooooo when are we getting the cards we won from this contest, does anyone know?????????
ffman
My favorite part about TCC is the possibility of watching the Titans game in HIGH DEFINITION today!
monsta
QUOTE(ffman @ Jan 6 2008, 11:39 AM)
My favorite part about TCC is the possibility of watching the Titans game in HIGH DEFINITION today!
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This is also my favorite thing about TCC!!!

LETS GO TITANS!!! WOOWOO!!
rowdyreptile101
My favorite part of TCC is GO JAGS!

Sorry, I might have to cheer for the chargers.... I'd rather play the Pats in regular playoffs than AFC Championship...
rowdyreptile101
My favorite part of TCC is Earnest Graham TD!
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is you are very welcome Nelly.. thanks for the banner!
flea
My favorite part of TCC isnice catch there
flea
My favorite part of TCC is garcia nearly picked off again
phillyfan2005
congrats on the year.. ive been registered for a year but forgot that i had an ID untill today!
monsta
My favorite thing about TCC is the Giants/Bucs game is almost over!!
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is hopefully the Titans/ Chargers will be a better game then TB/ NYG has been!
monsta
My NON favorite thing about TCC is Paul Williams is INACTIVE again. sad.gif
flea
My favorite part of TCC is Giants look like goin to Dallas
flea
My favorite part of TCC is TD Bucs 24-14 now
Kiansdad
QUOTE(monsta @ Jan 6 2008, 03:23 PM)
My NON favorite thing about TCC is Paul Williams is INACTIVE again. sad.gif
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My favorite part of TCC is I thought for sure with the injuries the Titans have he would be active.

Injuries couls hurt the Ttians in this game.

Good luck to the Titans Monsta!
flea
My favorite part of TCC is Chargers comin up biggrin.gif
monsta
QUOTE(Kiansdad @ Jan 6 2008, 02:33 PM)
My favorite part of TCC is I thought for sure with the injuries the Titans have he would be active.

Injuries couls hurt the Ttians in this game.

Good luck to the Titans Monsta!
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So true..

We only have 4 active WRs and 3 active DEs. sad.gif

monsta
My favorite thing about TCC is it's about to start!!! scared.gif
Kiansdad
My non-favorite part of TCC is the Titans are also down 2 OL starters.
monsta
QUOTE(Kiansdad @ Jan 6 2008, 03:21 PM)
My non-favorite part of TCC is the Titans are also down 2 OL starters.
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That is also one of my NON favorite parts about TCC!
monsta
My favorite thing about TCC is the Titans going trick play on the first play!!
monsta
My NON favorite thing about TCC is Gage with 2 dropped passes. sad.gif
flea
funny start Monsta
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is holy weird looking formation to start a playoff game batman!
monsta
MY favorite thing about TCC is FIRST DOWN TITANS!!
Kiansdad
My favorite part of TCC is 1st down Titans!
flea
My NON favorite thing about TCC is I miss posting Bears plays
monsta
My favorite thing about TCC is huge FIRST DOWN GAGE! WOOWOO!
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