I was just in the bathroom peeing excellence when I asked myself the most obscure question possible...

Which NBA player looks the most like a pirate?

My answer: Deshawn Stevenson of the Washington Wizards

How about you?

Note: You can use former and current players. My 1st reaction was to pick Bill Walton, but I decided to go with a current player.

Sam Cassell if he can be a alien Pirate

0o0o0o0o0... I'm gonna have to find that picture now.

P.S.
No Kobe is a booty pirate jokes, please...

HAHAHAHA I love the E.T./Sam Cassell resemblance!

I think the second one is one of my favorite NBA pictures of all-time.

It is at the point where Elliott's bike lifts off the ground and you can tell he is very scared and anxious about what is about to happen. Then you look over and see smiling Sam Cassell... Classic.