Main point of the story, it's pretty close to perfect.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_dadd...?urn=nhl,131741

I am laughing so hard right now at this:

Dress the goalies like Randy from "A Christmas Story." A perfect way to tie into holiday tradition, keep the goalies safe with extra padding and increase goal-scoring ... by dressing them in snowsuits that keep their arms suspended in the air at all times. Shoot ‘till their eyes are out, kids.