Tonight I was at the Wal-Mart in Hendersonville and went to look at the McFarlanes. This store is huge and actually has an entire aisle with nothing but figures on it.
As I round the corner, I see a blue hat with the words Cooperstown and immediately shove this 5 year old kid out of the way........but it was just a Nolen Ryan.
After picking the kid up off the floor, wiping his tears away, and telling him to "man-up", I begin to look at the figures more closely and notice TWO Babe Ruth figures in the back. About this time the brat wants to look at a WWE Smackdown figure on the second shelf and I'm forced to body slam him..............
Hey; if you can't hang with the big dogs, stay out of Wally-world.
Much to my dismay, the George Herman's are with his traditional white cap and therefore meaningless to me at this particular time.
As I decide to end my quest for today, I hear this youngster telling his mommy that I assaulted him
which is slightly over exaggerated. I was just exercising my constitutional right which protects me from illegal search and seizure.
She, on the other hand, did not agree and decided to bear arms.
By the way; what in the world do ladies carry in those bags. My ears are still ringing....................
CBWare88's quest, (for the blue hat)
Jun 8 2009, 11:35 PM
.....I mean......rule over his empire. 
