QUOTE(bajmurray @ Dec 12 2011, 10:30 PM)
All I got was an unnumbered Prestigeous Pros Ladanian Tomlinson!
Charlie Brown halloween:
"I got a candy bar"
"I got a popcorn ball."
"I got a rock!"
I'll never forget my graduation from 8th grade (it was a catholic school so they made a big deal out of it) all the graduates were sitting in the first few rows of seats in the church and after all the speeches and stuff were over we filed out one by one to receive our diplomas. It was one of those deals where not everyone was going to graduate but everyone went through the ceremony so as not to single anyone out. Everyone got the same envelope but a couple of kids envelope only had a sheet of paper that said "sorry, try again" (OK they weren't that harsh but some people did not get a diploma) Anyway, as we all got back into our seats everyone opened their envelopes to hopefully get a look at the piece of paper that said they would be going on to high school. It was all quiet in the church and all of a sudden everyone for about three rows around heard one kid in a deep voice say "I got a rock" The whole section broke into laughter and everyone turned to look at him and he was grinning from ear to ear holding up his diploma. It was one of those times when someone says the most perfect thing that could ever be said at that moment and I can't recall such a perfect event ever happening to me before or since.
Sorry for the long story but if you had been there you would have laughed as well.