Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Okay folks, I need answers! Minnesota, voters, those in the know please respond

[RGBII]

Here are the facts . . .

This is the 6th Congressional District of the State
of Minnesota.



In 2008, the eligible voters of the 6th District in Minnesota
reelected Michele Bachmann for another 2 year term.



Here are the questions . . .

Did y'all just play a joke on the rest of us Americans?
Is she on any medication?
If so, can you PM me with toxicology and dosage?
Do the winters up there have any lasting effect on ones
sense of logic?
Why hasn't Article VIII section 6 of the Minnesota Constitution
been invoked?

Collect Hard!,
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[troygoesdeep]

Don't hate on us minnesotans =)

[RGBII]

Don't hate on us minnesotans =)

Merely inquiring into a subject that I am at a
loss to explain on my own.

Collect Hard!,
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[Ilovetheheat]

I must admit, I was dumbfounded and left speechless as well.
I could have sworn her political career was over.

[vitalejd]

Wasn't she the one that said something like we need to put the anti-american congress people in prison?

[coltsfan23]

You have to ask the weirdos on this one.. I don't know many people who actually support Bachmann over where I live (around 20-30 mins away).

[stlbaseball15]

I'm pretty sure her entire existence is a hoax, perhaps part of some sort of vast, left-wing conspiracy to parody american politics.

There is no way an actual person could have said these things:

"I want people in Minnesota armed and dangerous on this issue of the energy tax because we need to fight back."

"The science is on our side on this one, and the science indicates that human activity is not the cause of all this global warming."

"There is a movement afoot that's occurring and part of that is whole philosophical idea of multicultural diversity, which on the face sounds wonderful. Let's appreciate and value everyone's cultures. But guess what? Not all cultures are equal. Not all values are equal."

"They [Iran] are going to get half of Iraq, and that is going to be a terrorist safe haven zone where they can go ahead and bring about more attacks in the Middle East, and come against the United States."

"What I would say is that the news media should do a penetrating expose and take a look. I wish they would. I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-America or anti-America? I think people would love to see an expose like that."

In addition, this alleged person is a member of a church that teaches that the Papacy is the anti-christ. This has to be one of the best, most well-disguised practical jokes in human history.

[RGBII]

I'm pretty sure her entire existence is a hoax, perhaps part of some sort of vast, left-wing conspiracy to parody american politics.

I'm afraid we can't take credit for this one.

We have some very bright and creative people
working in the conspiracy mode, but this one is
beyond our capabilities.

I am befuddled.

Collect Hard!,
RGBII

[stlbaseball15]

I hear there is also photographic evidence of Mrs. Bachmann smooching then-President Bush after a State of the Union address. I will attempt to find a link.

[stlbaseball15]

What a great thread.

[sahetu]

I think she's around for pure comedic value for both sides of the aisle. I mean, why wouldn't you want her at parties?

[RGBII]

I think she's around for pure comedic value for both sides of the aisle. I mean, why wouldn't you want her at parties?

Now that's an interesting mental image.

Representative Michele Bachmann with about 8
ounces of Gin in her.

Oh, to have access to a very sensitive microphone
in such a situation.

Collect Hard!,
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[historian1974]

I'm pretty sure her entire existence is a hoax, perhaps part of some sort of vast, left-wing conspiracy to parody american politics.

There is no way an actual person could have said these things:
In addition, this alleged person is a member of a church that teaches that the Papacy is the anti-christ. This has to be one of the best, most well-disguised practical jokes in human history.

Everywhere like such as the Iraq?

[Ilovetheheat]

On IRAN
"Iran is at a point right now where America has to be very aggressive in our response. We can’t remove any option off the table, and we should not remove the nuclear response. "


That one tops the list for me. How can anyone condemn a whole country for a few individuals? I think the first two nuclear attacks were ridiculous and and third one would make me flat out move out of this country.

[RGBII]

Jeremy,

It is good to see you back.

Not only from the left-wing, conspiratorial end
of things, just posting and being a part of the
site again. You have been missed.

Good people, while I am having a great time
with the responses my questions weren't
rhetorical.


Did y'all just play a joke on the rest of us Americans?
Is she on any medication?
If so, can you PM me with toxicology and dosage?
Do the winters up there have any lasting effect on ones
sense of logic?
Why hasn't Article VIII section 6 of the Minnesota Constitution
been invoked?

Collect Hard!,
RGBII

[sahetu]

Oh, to have access to a very sensitive microphone
in such a situation.

Collect Hard!,
RGBII

You really want a mic on her in that condition? I mean, I know we won't have to worry about the toe-tapping men of the GOP but... Some young democratic senator might be on a cougar hunt.

*shudder*

[RGBII]

How about this?

Republican Ticket 2012



Michele Bachmann and Ann Coulter

How'd you like to be the Publicist for that duo?

Collect Hard!,
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[stlbaseball15]

Now you've just gone and assured nightmares tonight.

[RGBII]

"We're just 2/3 of an X chromosome away from being
the first exclusively female ticket in American Political History"

Collect Hard!,
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[coltsfan23]

 

How about this?

Republican Ticket 2012



Michele Bachmann and Ann Coulter

How'd you like to be the Publicist for that duo?

Collect Hard!,
RGBII

Um... All I can say is..