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In honor of this weekends Hall of Fame inductions in Canton, Ohio; I have received two Top Ten lists from our home office in Montoilet Springs, Idaho. Please enjoy and feel free to make any comments.


Top Ten Things You'll never hear at a Hall Of Fame induction:

#10 Is that a booger hanging out of my nose on that bust?

#9 Free Autographs after the induction!!!!!!!!!!

#8 The drinks are on ME.......a round for everyone..........

#7 If it wasn't for me....this team would have sucked!!!!!!

#6 The best thing about this team was the cheerleaders!!!!

#5 I would do it all over again........for FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4 I played for the worst fans to have a football team!!!!

#3 I played for the worst city to have a football team!!!!!

#2 They were all idiots.......I hated my owner, my GM, my coach

#1 You can stick this bust right up your $&*(^@(#

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The Top Ten Players who should be in the Hall Of Fame : (but probably will never see the day)

#10 Chris Carter

#9 Norm Johnson

#8 Nick Lowery

#7 Thurman Thomas

#6 Tim Brown

#5 Bruce Smith

#4 Jay Novachek

#3 Sterling Sharpe

#2 Terrell Davis

#1 Art Monk

Hope you enjoyed this ............and keep living the Dream!!!!!!!